TRUTH ORDER: Mars is for MEN. Venus is for WOMEN.

TRUTH OR... DARE? (hahah!)

Guys would say that women are the most unpredictable creatures that the world has ever housed. Girls would say the world could've been a lot better if men ceased throwing the innuendos. Oh blah! Defend yourself if you must, this is an eternal philosophical battle... or I think it is.



1. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. (aie noh?)

A. Girls are too busy thinking about the guy they truly care about they can hardly find time to flirt with other guys.

2. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. (kani kabantay ko ani... i think this must be one of the reasons why a lot of guys are going gaga over Locsin [or me! hahah!])

B. Girls go crazy over a guy's wit and charm.

3. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. (daie? baskin mo tumbling?)

C. Girls will do anything just to see the guy she really likes.

4. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex-love interest. (aie. ka gilok. aw.)

D. Girls hate it when guys compare them with their "EXES".

5. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. (reassureon bitaw mo, di pod mo cui oa rah. patarong oiii!)

E. Girlfriends need to be told that they are loved every chance you get otherwise they will feel that you really don't love them or worst that your feelings are merely superficial.

6. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. (bitaw? no joke?)

F. NEVER talk about how pretty or hot or nice your girl friend or best friend is to your GIRLFRIEND.

7. Guys get jealous easily. (nya? sure oiii! dleh daw mo seloso. hahah!)

G. Girls will say they are not jealous even though their teeth are already shaking from anger because of jealousy.

8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. (i agree.)

H. Girls were born whining and sensitive so you really have to be careful with your words.

9. GIVING A GUY A HANGING MESSAGE LIKE: "YOU KNOW WHAT?! UH... Never Mind..." WOULD MAKE HIM JUMP TO A CONCLUSION THAT IS FAR FROM WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. AND HE'LL ASSUME HE DID SOMETHING WRONG AND HE'LL BE OBSESSED ABOUT TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT. (naka feel na ko na laki jugh diay ko. heheh)

I. Giving a girl a hanging message like: "You know what?! Uh, never mind." Would make her want to squeeze you just to tell them what you really wanted to say when you said "YOU KNOW WHAT?!" GIRLS LIKE BOYS CAN'T READ MINDS!

10. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. (so meaning...?)

J. Girls when flattered just want to hear more flowery words and they really get hurt when they find out you don't mean it. So don't say she looks good in that Little Black dress when she really looks like a duck.

11. A USUAL ACT THAT PROVES THE GUY LIKES YOU IS WHEN HE TEASES YOU. (the infamous altruistic surrender... faet.)

K. A girl likes you if she gets upset when you start to tease her and push her to some other guy.

12. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE THEM IF THEY ARE SERIOUS IN THEIR RELATIONSHIPS. (please elaborate further. how will we know you are SERIOUS enough?!)

L. Girls couldn't get less serious-er when it comes to relationships. They almost always give their all, but some guys just can't appreciate that.

13. Guys think way too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she can't notice it can make the guy think about it for HOURS, trying to figure out what it meant. (shet. wa nah. laki na jugh kau ko ani. grh.)

M. Girls can be very tactless sometimes and sometimes they just say things that are completely meaningless.

14. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused. (kami pod btaw. mas nahan me og opinion sa mga guys for the same reason. naa kay point. apiirrr!)

N. A good guy friend's advice is always helpful. It makes girls see things in a different light, in a man's point of view although not totally.

15. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." (murag i don't agree. i think they really need some alone time when they say this. who knows?!)

O. When a girl asks you to leave her alone, SHE REALLY WANTS YOU TO STAY!

16. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up. (yeah, like something REALLY serious?!)

P. If a girl starts to talk seriously, she's really, really, super serious. Don't fool around. She might leave you in the scene.

17. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you. (di ko ka relate. faet. but you just gave me an idea.)

Q. It is never easy for a girl to see her best friend with another girl, but eventually, she'll get the hang of it.

18. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them. (hmmm... i think the reason why a guy would stop calling a girl beautiful when she says she's really not is that it makes him think this girl is not really confident with how she looks. well guys, we can't help it!"

R. Girls just want to feel the most beautiful & gorgeous of all... So stop telling her she's beautiful, instead just don't look at other girls when you're with your girlfriend. It makes her feel she's not good enough.

19. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking of something. (yeah? something like... "HEY, WE SHOULD BREAK UP." ouchy!)

S. When a girl stares at you she's simply thinking of you and her and the rest of your lives... TOGETHER.

20. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do. (hahah! maka insecure noh?)

T. Girls don't like guys who wouldn't know how to defend themselves. They also don't like guys who get unreasonably aggressive.

21. A GUY HAS MORE PROBLEMS THAN YOU SEE WITH YOUR NAKED EYES. (that's why most guys resort to suicide.)

U. Girls would love it when guys tell them "I NEED YOU TO LISTEN TO ME". It makes her feel that she's really part of your life.

22. Don't be a snob. Guys an be intimidated and give up easily. (unsa? ingon palang easy girl. aw.)

V. Don't be too aggressive. Girls will think of you as someone who has potentials to become a STALKER and they simply do not want that (although it can be a little flattering SOMETIMES, but it's just FREAKIER than flattering most of the time.)

23. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. (right. like about that hot new girl in the office.)

W. Girls will talk about you shamelessly to their FAMILIES, RELATIVES, and FRIENDS.

24. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more. (who loves rejection?)

X. Girls hate being rejected and being made to believe that you like them when you really don't.

25. If you are going to reject a guy, JUST DO IT. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you. (yeah. baby don't you break my heart slow ang drama.)

Y. If you don't like a girl, if you like her friend, if you see her just as a friend, don't be too sweet or too nice to her... because she might take that as some sign of you really being into her.

26. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are madly confusing, but somehow are drawn even more to them. (o. makabogo jugh na ang mga bae. mao na ni exist ang rainbow gender.)

Z. Girls really wish that they can understand guys more.

27. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible. (or gusto na syang ma deado dayon? ayaw pod pirmeha oiii.)

0. Girls just want to be with guys as much as possible... NO MATTER WHAT. Girls can really get impulsive and irrational.

SADLY. So there goes. The funny battle between two creatures that hates each other so much they can't exist without the other. P.S I just got this from a friend's bulletin post in Friendster. I'm pretty sure a lot of you may have already read this from forwarded emails or some other blogs. I "copy-pasted" this and gave it a little twist (my own thoughts on purple!)



-tSin
If I can't have you, I'd rather be like you...